#Trump to Superman or #bigtits Tammy to replace #Tillerson as Sec of State

In a move widely anticipated by Washington insiders, the White House announced that Rex Tillerson will be fired for saying that he thinks Donald Trump is a “fucking moron”. The Whitehouse initially said that this was a “term of affection” and that Tillerson “often” calls close friends and family “fucking morons” in a gesture of love and affection. It was alleged that he often calls his mother “a fucking moron” and his grand mother a “total fuck-wit” or “fuck-tard”. However word from the Whitehouse while Trump is in Asia indicate he will Now be fired before Trump returns. Superman and Big Tits Tammy the Ohio-based stripper are contenders to replace him. Although Aquaman was also mentioned as s possible replacement given the fact that the Sec of State “travels across oceans a lot”



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